Jul 29, 2019
Robbie performs Welcome to Crit Sandwich.
To hear about this song, check out the short episode that also came out today.
Performance and lyrics by Robbie.
Produced by Willis, IG: @wingedfew.
https://www.instagram.com/wingedfew/?hl=en
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Hello and Welcome to Crit sandwich
Where we roll till the twenty side landed
Run on a chart, campaign building talent
Random games, come to play, here to stay, let me say
Staying true to our roles every roll
Flick the wrist & you can hear the dice roll
Based on our favorite films, games, and shows
Dungeon Master in control, our chatter to behold
[1ST VERSE]
“V” lost his bow, Ruck let a druid go
Chances thin as tightropes, walk the line cut it close
Party in a bad situation, oh no!
Reid ready for the battle taking initiative rolls
Twins Nick & Nate, with an assassin scheming grave
Never safe, Yuan-ti surround them, no space
Back against the wall won’t break, won’t fall
Crit miss, crit hit, cantrip close call
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[2ND VERSE]
Steward draped in bone armor trying to swim in deep water
Dirty tactics might harm you but he fights with much honor
On the move might wander… holding your lamp up high
Getting tricky, Brad Kitty tumbled, took a dive
Brad Kitty came to life, from a wish, get a sip
Honey milk all night, from a dish, this is it
Jackson King a man of no importance
All he’ll do is change appearance
give up that healing potion
if you wanna cross this ocean
Build a campaign that would of never been considered
based on our reviews... we delivered
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